"If its fixed, you must break it! instead of the one that goes, "If it aint broke, don't fix it

How can I tell without checking a calendar? I can tell by the fact that calamity has visited me. Nothing major unless you call looking like I have the plague or a contagious disease like Leprosy! Rob pointed out that the last few trips that we have taken were preceded by a visit to the local ER. This time it was for a drug allergy. I only had taken two pills, but dang, it's been been five days since I stopped them and now I can see how vicious I scratch! It's that sort of an itch! It's the kind that if you need to scratch your butt, you won't care where you are or who you are with its gonna be a full moon asap! Rob had a good suggestion regarding my concerns of baring legs when it appears that I have been ravaged by some angry felines. Here are some examples of his suggestion: